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trappedlikerats:

enelec:

kristakeehus:

I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

Build Target, Then We’ll Shop

The Walgreens Gentleman

The Ballad of Shop Rite

Nails for sale, tacks rolled back.

Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Do You Know What I’m Buying?

Ded

OH WELL IMAGINE

AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR

OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”

SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME

WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR

I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR

NOOO

moment of silence for all the URL comment credits cut out of this



thisis-agentcoulson:

THIS ACTUALLY MADE MY WHOLE WEEK

THANK YOU!


sternum-dip:

wah-mos:

i’m in love with all of them together

omg her face in the last one


chafing-nipples:

I scrolled past this threE TIMES BEFORE I REALIZED IT’S A CAT FIGHTING A WATERMELON


goodfriendtree:

voldemorts—nose:

LMAO



qthewetsprocket:

I really hope we get more of the “struck by lightning!!” scene in the whole movie. :)





Words are gonna bleed from me, and I will think no more.





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